// We interrupt your regular broadcast to bring you this...
| 11/30/2005 - 7:11 p.m. |

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The woman known as unquiet has apparantly recovered from the 3-1/2 month long selective amnesia which caused her to forget the location of her local gym. She was seen arriving at the A. YMCA at approximately 4:15 this afternoon.

Eyewitnesses say she spent a half-hour walking on the tread-mill at a moderate pace before moving on to the Nautilus/Cybex weight machines. Sources claim that she used between 75 and 90% of her last documnted resistance for each exercise. Appearing to lose steam around 5:30, those familiar w/ her workout regime say she skipped her last 2 upper body exercises before performing her familiar stretching routine.

Onlookers were equally impressed with her only slight loss in flexibility. "Those split things she does still made me say OUCH," proclaimed one man who wished to remain anonymous.

Ms. Unquiet could not be reached for comment.


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mwahahah

Email to Pat, 11-30-05, 7:15pm, Subject: heheheh
copy/paste of above


Reply from Pat, 12-1-05, 8:51am
Hi M.,

Thanks for the "BREAKING NEWS". I was very glad to hear that unquiet has resurfaced and been seen again at the A. Y. I was impressed that she returned with much of her strength and flexibility still good. I was also very impressed by the news report itself. It was very entertainingly written and offered me a good laugh. (No doubt my best chuckle this week!) You have a very talented reporter on staff there. You should give her more airtime.

In regard to all the rest: we'll figure it out. I do know how you "hate this shit".

Happy December!

Pat